Saturday, 12 May 2007

Water Water Everywhere

One of the strange things about Mumbai is that during the entire time I have been here there hasn't been a single drop of rain. I once thought that I heard some but I quickly realised that it was just the gardener watering the grass. In itself I guess it isn't that strange - the monsoon isn't due to start until June 10th (according to a hotel driver) and it was over well before I first came out here last October. The thing that is really strange is that there seems to be no sign of a shortage of water.

Everywhere you look there is water. In all the top hotels there are stupidly large ornamental water features and fountains. The gardeners water the flowers and the plants and the grass, both in the hotel grounds and in the reservations in the centre of the road. The people who live by the side of the road always have washing lines of clean clothes stretched between whatever is standing on either side of their abode, or draped over bushes by the road side. In fact, washing clothes is a bit of an obsession here - I read somewhere that the people of Mumbai are very proud of their washing system. And when you look around, it is clear that even the poorest people have really clean clothes - most of the beggers at the traffic lights included. Men you see walking on the streets always seem to have achingly crisp white shirts, which I thought wasn't the best colour to have in a place like Mumbai that is hot, dusty and sweaty...

A couple of days ago we past a small row of shacks by the side of the road when it was obviously wash day. Out of each of the shacks there was a hosepipe, spewing water out into the street or into brightly coloured plastic containers. This was then either used to pour over small children, scrubing themself clean, or over the washing that they are somehow pounding clean on the dusty, dirty pavement. It's amazing really how they do it.

But this still doesn't answer the question about the water. People are pouring it all over the place (I even saw someone watering the pavement the other day - no word of a lie). But where does it all come from? I was thinking that they must pipe it down from some glacier in the Himalayas. Until I looked round a bit more and realised how green Mumbai is.

Don't get me wrong - there is very little open space in Mumbai. A report in the Times of India last year said that Mumbai had the least public open space of any of the world's top cities. There aren't great parks like in New York or London because of the sheer weight of people crowding into the narrow strip of land which makes up the city. But against all the odds, trees and plants are shoe-horned in, much like the people themselves. Down the side of every road there are trees cemented into the pavement and bushes planted in the central reservations. I have even seen walls that have blantantly been built around trees - and I don't mean the walls have changed course to allow for the trees, the trees have literally become part of the wall and are bricked right in. In Mumbai, everything is crammed in together - people, cows, cars, dogs, dirt, rickshaws, beggers, trees, shacks, corner shops, 5 star hotels, high rise flats, two wheelers, taxis, shopping malls, newspaper sellers, handcarts, rubbish, cricket matches - pretty much anything you can imagine. And the trees are painted with red and white rings at the bottom.

Anyway, back to the water (finally). All the trees and plants are green and strong. Not brown and wilted as I would expect. Which leads me back to the question, "where does all the water come from?". Answers on a postcard please...



Tuesday, 8 May 2007

MTV shocker...

MTV in India plays Hindi music, mostly songs from the big new blockbuster Bollywood movies.

Imagine my surprise whilst channel hopping to come across Michael Buble. Singing about Spiderman. Followed by another Hindi film song.

Weird.

Friday, 4 May 2007

Yes, I saw the plane abandoned on the street...

...but I didn't take a photo and apparently it has now mysteriously disappeared. If you have no idea what I'm talking about have a look here - traffic wasn't really going much more slowly than usual though.

Seeing as I don't have a photo of my own to show I have 'borrowed' one from somewhere else so you can have a look...


Wednesday, 2 May 2007

Taxi Guide (i)

After writing in my last post about the various classes of train travel in India I thought it might be useful for anyone thinking of travelling to Mumbai if I also outlined the main classes of taxi driver that one might come across in the city.

No. 1 - The born salesman
This guy always wants to take you to a shop - usually his brother's shop, or sometimes his friend's. They are always "very cheap" and usually nowhere near the place you want to go. And normally sells carpets. Just say no. A lot.

Typical conversation:

Me: Can you take me to the Atria Mall?
The Born Salesman: You want to go shopping? I know a very good shop. Very cheap. We go there?
Me: No, my office is opposite Atria Mall
T.B.S.: But this is very cheap shop. My brother's shop. You look - just look, no buy.
Me: No. I need to go to my office. For work. Not shopping.
T.B.D.: But you like shopping? Tomorrow I take you? Very good shop, very cheap. You like.
Me: Hmmmmm, maybe. But now we got to office, ha?

On their days off I believe theis type of driver can be found selling drums and big balloons (yes really) down Colaba Causeway -

"You want a drum?"
"No"
"Very cheap!"
"I DON'T WANT A DRUM"
"Listen" *taps drum* "Very good, very nice"
"I DON'T WANT A DRUM"
"Camel skin, very cheap -you want?"
"I DON'T WANT A DRUM"
"OK, you tell me your price. Very cheap. As you like"
"I DON'T WANT A DRUM"
etc....

Saturday, 28 April 2007

My travels on a train...

OK, so I didn't really manage to catch up that well. Hey ho...

Anyway, I thought I would write about my (fairly) recent travels on trains in India. I went to Delhi, Agra and Jaipur over the Easter weekend and made my first 2 journeys on the railway in India.

Firstly factfans, here are some interesting ...er... facts about the Indian rail network:

With 63,000 km of rail routes and 6,800 stations, the railway network in India is the third biggest in the world after Russia and China, and the biggest in the world in terms of passenger kilometres. Indian Railways are also the world's biggest employer, with over 1.5 million staff. It's perversely comforting that even with 1.5 million members of staff you can't find one to tell you if you're on the right platform - it's not just a British Rail problem!

Anyhoo, we caught the Shatabdi Express which is the superfast train from New Delhi to Agra. I have to say this was one of the best train experiences I have ever had - not at all like the suburban trains I see chugging through Mumbai with hundreds of people hanging out of the doors. Finding and getting on the train was trouble free (except there was a man, lying in a pool of blood outside the station, who everyone seemed to be ignoring) and the train left on time. We were travelling AC Chair Class, which is one of the 8 classes of ticket you seem to be able to get on the railway here. The carriage was pretty new, and full of other tourists on the day trip to see the Taj Mahal. It was wider than a train back home, as there were 3 seats on either side of the aisle - in fact it was a bit more like an aircraft with all the seats being recliners. It cost us about Rs. 390 each for the 2 hour journey (about £4.50), for which we also got a hot vegetarian breakfast (needless to say I didn't partake in that), a large bottle of mineral water and a carton of fruit juice - result! In fact, the only thing that wasn't first world about the train trip was apparently the toilets, which luckily I didn't need to use!

Our train from Agra to Jaipur was actually a much more interesting experience. For a start it was late, which wasn’t ideal as the trip take around 5 hours anyway, but it did mean that we got a chance to experience waiting on a platform. All human life is there – people cooking food on barrows and selling it to people through the train windows, proper shops selling books and toys, groups of western backpackers listening to their i-pods and looking bored, gangs of small children with no shoes begging for money and food, big barrows of fruit, porters carrying luggage on their heads, and flies. Lots of flies. And a very unpleasant smell where they empty the train toilets when the train is at the platform (nice).

When the train finally arrived we were in a 3AC carriage, which basically has 3 drop down bunks (as shown in the picture here which is from http://www.seat61.com/india.htm - incidently this is a brilliant website for all things train related).














This felt a little bit more like 'proper' train travel in India, although it was air conditioned. I got to travel on the top bunk, and they come and deliver a pillow and a sheet so you can relax and have a sleep. It was actually quite fun, even though the train got more and more delayed the longer we were on it. We were sat at the end of the carriage opposite the 4 ticket inspectors who were also on the train - after telling us we were sat in the wrong place (we knew, but there was some cargo on my bunk when we got on so I couldn't sit on it) they were actually pretty friendly. Now I reallu want to try a sleeper service in the UK for comparison!!!

So I am in India for about another 3 weeks now and I still haven't tried the following forms of transport:


  • Elephant
  • Sedan chair
  • Camel
  • Horse and trap
  • BEST bus
  • Suburban train

Somehow I don't think I'll get round to them now. However, I haven't done too badly as I have managed:

  • Auto rickshaw
  • Non-AC taxi
  • AC taxi
  • Private car
  • Cycle rickshaw
  • Motorbike
  • Intercity train
  • Aeroplane
  • Boat

So I have actually been on plane, trains and automobiles - fantastic!!

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

Catch Up Part 3 - Why Not?

Right, I am stupidly behind now but as I am back in the UK for a week or so (I think) I have an opportunity to catch up a bit...

On March 30th we went to a rather random gig by a band called 'Why Not?' at a place called Seijo in Bandra. Rather random because:

a) the band was Polish (in fact they are one of the most popular bands in Poland, apparently)
b) the lead singer was Scottish
c) they have a video on VH1 in India
d) the lead singer has an uncanny resemblance to a guy called Stuart Roberts from work (see the photo below)
e) they were joined on stage by one of the runners up from the Polish version of Pop Idol

Anyway, the venue is quite small (I believe the correct terminology is 'intimate') and the concert was pretty good. The music is kind of soft rock and I really enjoyed it. There was a lot of waffle about why they had come to India (apparently their next video is going to be shot there) and a lot of cameras and reporters taking pictures - if you want to see a review then click here. I would quite like to get their album but I can't find it anywhere online - if you ever see one please let me know.

And yes, I enjoyed this gig significantly more than Roger Waters!

Why Not? indeed...


Tuesday, 3 April 2007

Catch up Part 2 - It's birthday time (well, it was...)

OK, so to catch up a bit further, it was my birthday on March 19th and I was lucky enough to get lots of cake, as well as lovely presents from my Mum and Dad, and my friend Amanda (Mum - the Radley bag is great and I'm getting lots of use out of it at the moment!).

So anyway, cake. There is a little cafe / deli here at the hotel, I go there most days for lunch. And sometimes breakfast. And occasionally dinner. I am slowly turning into a toasted cheese sandwich... Anyway, that's by the by. They also make big impressive looking cakes. And I managed to get 3 of them :-) Also the office sent me flowers and I also got some brownies. My birthday didn't do a lot for my diet.


The only issue with the cake was that the one that the office sent me was obviously ordered on the phone and the name 'Diane' isn't that common here. So it was carefully iced "Happy Birthday Dean". Ah well, it's the thought that counts...

I also went out for dinner with the project team that are based out here. We went to a really nice place called The Vie Lounge (click here if you're interested) which is on the beach front. The music was really good and we had a cool time, so I would recommend it if you happen to be in the Juhu Beach area of Mumbai any time soon.

No monkeys this time, Anonymous - I will put them up soon though (wow, what an incentive to keep reading...)

Sunday, 1 April 2007

Catch up Part One - more photos!

Right, today I went into Bandra (residential suburb quite close to the hotel) and managed to get my photos put onto a CD so I can now get them onto my laptop and therefore onto my blog. This means that I can go back and write about the things I have done with the added bonus of photo illustration!

OK, so the first thing I haven't talked about yet is my trip to Elephanta Island, which happened on March 17th. Elephanta is the first 'Highlight' in my Lonely Planet - Best of Mumbai guide so I have been meaning to go to it for ages. However, you have to get a boat from the Gateway of India (which is in the South - about an hour from my hotel in clear traffic) so I hadn't got around to it.
Anyway, Elephanta Island is, according the Lonely Planet "home to Mumbai's most important historical attraction. Carved into the basalt bedrockof the island is a series of Hindu caves containing some of the finest temple carvings in India. This is easily the most popular sight in Mumbai and thousands of visitors flock here daily to admire the carvings and enjoy the leisurely boat ride across Mumbai harbour." The caves are pretty amazing and on a huge scale - if you want to find out more about them then you can click here to see the Wikipedia entry on them.


The trip over on the boat was nice if a bit long (it's about an hour) and it was really getting hot (things are beginning to heat up here on the way into Summer). When we landed on the island we got a little train (on proper tracks, not like the motorised trains you get at the seaside) for the princely sum of Rs. 8 (about 10p) to take us down the jetty to the island proper. It was especially good as it was a return ticket and we were much more hot and tired on the way back...



To get to the caves on Elephanta you have to walk up a lot of steps. A lot. And it was really hot. All the way up the steps there are stalls trying to sell you all sorts of things - mostly carved elephants and other nik-naks. Also there were some very welcome restaurants selling cold drinks and food (although for obvious reasons I stayed away from the food). There were a lot of monkeys (I will save the photos of them for another animal special!).
I won't write about the caves because there is already a lot written about them elsewhere and I daresay I won't add anything of academic value. They were pretty impressive and I would recommend a visit to anyone going to Mumbai. As long as you are OK on the water and climbing lots of steps. Anyway, I took some rather dodgy photos on the way back, including this one which looks suspiciously like the Taj Towers is about to fall on top of the Gateway of India. A digital camera does not a photographer make...


Tuesday, 27 March 2007

Pig photos...but no new photos

Well, unfortunately (especially as they have gone down so well...) although I have taken loads of photos over the last couple of weeks I currently have no way of getting them online. So I will have to put them all up later and you'll have to cope with just reading the words (yawn). Just to keep you interested, here is the picture of the pig (taken on the same day as the elephant and the cows eating rubbish. In Goa. By special request of my Uncle David!)



Now the only other picture of animals I have from Goa is a blink-amd-you'd-miss-it-cos-they're-really-quick dolphin photo that my friend Jo took...

In our office here the other day a number of the contradictions of life in Mumbai really came out. This is the sort of place where:

....you spend loads of money on a fancy bathroom with a special shoe cleaning machine and a permanent attendant but put in the cheapest plastic pedal bins possible (think Wilkinsons)

...you lay expensive marble slabs at your new flagship office when you are only half way through building and continue to build on top of, over and next to said slabs, which then become cracked, scratched and generally in need of replacement before the building project is complete

...you have expensive swipe entry security doors and then employ a man to swipe people without badges through with no questions asked

...you have a lift attendant in every lift but only equip them with an old, cheap, dirty white garden chair to sit on

...people wearing one white glove (a bit Michael Jackson-esque) to place coasters on the new $20k table top before putting your drinks down

...it's ok to answer your mobile in a business meeting as long as you cover your mouth with your hand

...you employ 2 smartly dressed men to stand at the printer and bring you your printing

I think this is what is known as culture shock. I would be really interested to see the blog of an Indian person visiting an office in the UK to see what they thought was weird!

Monday, 19 March 2007

Cows eating rubbish



Tim - you asked for it so here it is. Cows eating rubbish. In Goa. Taken on the same day as the elephant. Need I say more except that IT'S MY BIRTDAY TODAY!!

N.B. This has nothing to do with the cows eating rubbish.

Sunday, 18 March 2007

More TV Dinners

Very excited to get a comment on my last post so I am answering with a whole new post - mostly because I can't work out how to put photos into comments.


There's a version of "Who wants to be a Millionaire" which is called "Kaun Banega Crorepati" and is hosted by Shah Rukh Khan who is a very famous actor out here. My perception is that he doesn't really have much in common with Chris Tarrent but I could be wrong... I must admit that I haven't watched it as due to the name I presumed it would be in Hindi and as I have only extended my vocabulary to 5 words, none of which are "is", "that", "your", "final" or "answer" I figured that I might get a bit lost. However, the website seems to be in English so you never know. Anyway, the prize is Rs. 2 crore (a crore is 10 million) which equates to about £235,000 - not quite a millionaire in pounds stirling but certainly very rich!

I am sorry to say that so far I haven't seen an Indian version of Anne Robinson. There is, however, something that seems be be a bit like University Challenge except all the questions are about cricket, there are 3 teams instead of 2, and only 2 people on each team. And Jeremy Paxman isn't on it. So on reflection maybe it isn't that like University Challenge at all. But the contestants do represent Universities.

As a small aside, we were very excited to see the question below come up on Crorepati as there are billboards up all round Mumbai proclaiming Barclays as the first bank to have an ATM (I had always thought it was Band of America but according to Wikipedia I am mistaken). But it was definitely in 1967 in any case....



Friday, 16 March 2007

TV Dinner

I am currently sat on my bed in my hotel room trying to do some work but really with more than half an eye on the TV. Watching TV in India is a surreal experience. There are a lot of news channels, in both English and Hindi - I have just counted and there are 11 channels of news, which seems a bit excessive. These include BBC World, which is always quite comforting to watch as all the presenters are very familiar from BBC News 24. Then there are a lot of film channels - everyone loves movies in India - and as well as Hindi moves there are also 4 channels of Hollywood movies. What with this and the films on the plane I have seen more movies in the last 6 months than I probably have in the last 3 years! The only annoying this is that they repeat them more often than the Christmas Schedule in the UK - I have now seen First Knight 3 times, while ELF and The Grinch seem to be on constantly (even when it's nowhere near Christmas). I have also managed to watch Big, Spiderman, Independence Day, 50 First Dates...and lots of others that have obviously made less of an impact as I can't remember them.

Other than Movies and News there are also 3 or 4 channels that show American and British comedy and drama series. Watching Midsommer Murders is always the most surreal as it is so quintessentially English that it seems a bit wrong to watch it anywhere else. But you can also watch The Simpsons, Scrubs, Seinfeld (yuk), Cheers, Frasier, Wire in the Blood, Spooks, Ghost Whisperer (which is my new favourite programme - Amanda, I think you would like it), Friends, Commander in Chief, American Idol - all sorts of rubbish. When I was in hospital I had a channel where I could actually watch America's Next Top Model but due to the somewhat idiosyncratic nature of things in India I had a better selection of TV channels in hospital than I do in my 5 star hotel... The other thing which is pretty good about TV here is VH1. They play only English music and they come up with some quality videos that I have never even seen before!

But the reason I am really writing about TV is that I am currently looking at England play New Zealand in the Cricket World Cup. Just seems really random that I am more than 4,000 miles from home but I can listen to Michael Atherton commentating on the cricket. And I can watch Reading play in the Premiership - I can't even do that at home! Weird adverts pop up all the time however, and programmes are always sponsored by about 12 different products that all have 3 second voice overs before the programme starts. And in the cricket has pop ups depending on what's happening. A wicket's just fallen? "Santro - First Car that Bowls you over". Good score? "LIC - 50 years unbeaten". It's quite distracting! I guess I'm just missing the BBC after all...

Wednesday, 14 March 2007


Due to popular demand, here is a picture of an elephant. So far this is as close as I have got - I took this in Goa one morning on the way to the beach. I also took a picture of a pig and some cows eating rubbish but I haven''t had a request for these yet. There were some men dressed all in orange who were trying to encourage me to ride on the elephant but I didn't quite fancy it as I thought they might try to steal my money...

Friday, 9 March 2007

Things I am looking forward to about being back in India

I thought it was a bit unfair to only have a list of good things about the UK so to help me look forward to my next trip to India, here are the list of things that are cool about Mumbai:
  1. I can get my ironing done for Rs. 2 per piece (about 2-and-a-half p)
  2. I don't have to do any cleaning
  3. There is always the tantilising possibility that I might see an elephant every time I go out
  4. Goa is only a 40 minute plane ride away
  5. It is much warmer
  6. I don't have to worry about finding a parking space at work
  7. You can get a nice meal out for the price of a large class of wine in London
  8. You get to ride in auto rickshaws
  9. You don't have to scrape ice off the windscreen in the morning
  10. I can order room service any time
  11. Diet Coke is the same as in the UK
  12. Living in an appartment complex in a hotel is a little bit like living in really posh halls of residence
  13. I can watch ER and Friends on the TV
  14. Air Conditioning
  15. I don't always feel like I'm half a day behind the rest of my team
  16. I can always buy more pashminas at very reasonable prices
  17. I'm saving a fortune in heating bills
  18. There are always exciting things to take photos of
  19. We have a driver!
  20. The hospitals are cleaner than in the UK

I haven't quite got to the same number as the last list but 20 is still pretty good. And there's the air miles, of course :-) All in all it's not so bad flying back to India on Tuesday!


Monday, 5 March 2007

Things I like about being back in the UK

Despite the weather and the fact that I am beginning to like life in India there are still lots of reasons why it's nice to be home:
  1. I can drink water from the tap
  2. I don't have to brush my teeth with mineral water
  3. The chances of me ending up in hospital with acute gastroenteritis are significantly reduced
  4. Chocolate tastes like chocolate - Dairy Milk is particularly disappointing in Mumbai
  5. I don't have to worry whether I can put the toilet paper down the loo
  6. Taxis all have meters that I can understand
  7. It doesn't cost me £21 for a 10 minute conversation with my Mum
  8. I can watch America's Next Top Model on the TV
  9. I can have ice in my drinks
  10. It is warmer than 10 degrees C in the office in the UK
  11. I have a proper desk to work at
  12. Chinese food doesn't come with added chillis as standard
  13. Cars have seat belts and wing mirrors
  14. Did I mention that chocolate tastes like chocolate?
  15. I finish work (marginally) earlier thanks to the time difference
  16. I can hang out with people that I don't work with for a change
  17. Accessing my email is a lot easier
  18. I get to go upstairs to bed
  19. I am unlikely to get sunburnt
  20. There are no mosquitos
  21. There aren't any cockroaches either
  22. I don't have to worry about potentially having to wear a bikini at the weekend
  23. Saturday is not a working day
  24. I usually know how to pronouce people's names
  25. I can go home at the end of the day and leave work at work

I'm sure there are some others but that seems like a good start. Next I need to do the list of cool things about getting to stay in Mumbai!

Tuesday, 27 February 2007

Diane in Northampton

First Posted 27/02/07



Well, after 3 and a half weeks in Mumbai I am finally back in Blighty. My house is still standing, my car still works, and it's not as cold as I thought it might be. Although I had really forgotten that it was actually hot in India - most of my life is either in an air conditioned hotel room, in an air conditioned car or in an air conditioned officer so you just assume that the world is 22 degrees C or less. On Friday I went outside at lunchtime and I was honestly surprised that it was absolutely baking. It's funny how quickly you can forget where in the world you are when you spend most of your life in a hotel room...


Going to the International airport in Mumbai is a bit of an experience in its own right. The first thing you need to learn is Never Accept Anyone's Help They Are All After Your Money. This caught me unawares the first time I was there - foolishly I thought people were offering to help because they were being helpful, not because they wanted to be paid for some service that you could really do without. When you fly BA out of Mumbai there are helpful BA staff wearing sashes that are on hand to shepherd the (business class) passengers through the melee. I was flying Jet this time which has no such benefits. First of all I had to get into the terminal - there are security guards who check your ticket before they let you in. This is somewhat challenging if you have an internet booking and they don't have the manifest for your airline at the security desk. When they threatened not to let me in I pointed out that I had a booking and it wasn't my problem that they didn't have the passenger list. After a few moments of tense stand off they decided it would be too much trouble to argue with me and let me in. Key learning in India is that if you are forceful enough you pretty much let you do what you want. If you look at all unsure or apologetic they are fairly firm.Once inside the terminal it was impossible to work out where I needed to be so I reluctantly let a porter help me. He got me through the X-ray queue and deposited me at the Jet check in (for a small fee of course). I find it really stressful to be always worrying about whether I should tip and if so, how much. One of the things I enjoy being back in the UK is the knowledge that pretty much anywhere I go I don't have to be anxious about unfamilar tipping!

Wednesday, 21 February 2007

On the Move

First posted 21/02/07



Went to out to a meeting today and was reminded about how crazy the traffic here in Mumbai is. Getting from A to B is very difficult due to the sheer number of vehicles on the road so everyone is always late (makes a change from me being the only one that's late!). There are a lot of traffic lights that seem to be fairly optional although they do helpfully have count down timers so you know how long it will be until the lights change. It's difficult for me to describe how wide the roads are here as there is no concept of lanes as I understand them from the UK. The road is as wide as the number of vehicles that can squeeze onto it. Quite possibly the most nerve-wracking part of travelling in Mumbai is when your driver decides that there is more space on the other side of the road and proceeds to pull out over the line in the middle of the road into the oncoming traffic. This attracts lots of flashing headlights but so far I haven't crashed and if I'm honest it does get you a bit further on a bit more quickly.


That seems to be the main incentive when driving - just gaining a few extra metres on your fellow travellers, squeezing into the smallest possible space on the road so that you can keep moving. Given that it is so competitive I'm suprised how good natured it all is. There are so many people sharing the same road space that in the UK I would expect a lot of swearing and arguing and possibly shacking of fists. Here there is a huge amount of horn beeping, which at home I would expect to be accompanied by lots of angry people, but here it is just a different way of driving. Many of the cars don't have wing mirrors and instead of it being your responsibility to check the road behind you before you manuver, it is the responsibility of the car behind you to let you know they are there by beeping. Makes sense when you think about it. So much so that all the trucks on the road have the words "Horn OK Please" painted on the back. The trucks generally are painted to look more like circus wagons than goods vehicles, so they also have a sign on top of the cabins which helpfully tell you that they are a "Goods Carrier".


There are so many different types of transport on the road it certainly makes life interesting. Along with the trucks there are hand carts, bullock carts, pedestrians, cows, dogs, bicycles, two-wheelers (motorbikes), big red and grey buses, normal cars and even the odd elephant (but disappointingly few of these). The pedestrians are worse at playing chicken with the rest of the traffic than people are London - there seems to be a belief that if you put your hand out to the traffic and walk purposefully enough you will probably be OK. Which ususally holds true, but you do get beeped at. And the two-wheelers are facinating as you can have a whole family of 5 riding on one, a woman wearing a sari sitting side saddle on another, and a guy riding with bare feet on a third. But my favourite vehicles are the taxis and auto-rickshaws that dominate the city. Everywhere you look is a sea of black and yellow, which are the cab colours here. The cabs all look like Morris Minor type car (although I seem to think that I read somewhere that they are old Fiats) and are black and yellow except for the Cool Cabs that have air conditioning and are bright blue. The cabs are pretty small - I can sit up straight in the back seat but only just - there is less headroom than my little car back in the UK! I travelled in a cab with a guy who is about 6'7" and he was just about folded in half!


But the most fun form of transport are the auto-rickshaws that are not allowed in the south part of the city. They really remind me of the little green car in the Birds Eye advert for peas - if you have no idea what I'm talking about then you can see the advert by

clicking here. They are basically 3 wheelers that seat up to 3 people (just) in the back. I'm sure that they are death traps and they don't go very fast but they are lots of fun, as long as the driver knows where you want to go because often the drivers' English is about as good as my Hindi and you can end up anywhere (one once tried to drop me off at a military camp instead of my hotel...).

Driving back in the UK seems very orderly and relaxing after being out here. And extremely quiet!

Sunday, 18 February 2007

The Dark Side of the Moon

First Posted 18/02/06
Well, I guess you have to join the technological revolution sometime and this seems to be a good a time as any...

I've just been to a Roger Waters concert. He is, apparently and according to my ticket, "the creative genius of Pink Floyd". And he played lots of Pink Floyd music. Which is great if you like Pink Floyd I guess, and the people in the crowd seemed very entusiastic about it all. However it tuens out that I don't like Pink Floyd very much and so it was all a bit boring. Much of the stuff was very political - anti bush and anti blair and anti war and all that. But even though I am pretty anti bush it all seemed a bit much and not very helpful. If the world was a simple place then there would be no war. But last time I checked the world is an extremely complicated place and no one has all the answers, especially not an old bass player who is cashing in on his kudos.

Anyway, they played the one that goes "we don't need no education" and that was really good. But 2 and a half hours is a long time to stand and listen to one song that you know and I have realised that standing up for any length of time is actually quite uncomfortable (must go to the osteopath when I get back...).

Going to a concert here in India was, rather disappointly, mush like going to a concert in the UK. The biggest difference was that there wasn't a load of stalls selling overpriced t-shirts and programmes and there was no really obvious bar with queues of people waiting to get served, oblivious that the band they have paid a large amount of money for the privilege of seeing are half way through their second song. However the pushing and jostling were the same, and there were the same quota of annoying people holding up their mobile phones to get photos and videos of the concert. I don't have any problem with this per se but you do find yourself looking at the phone that is right in the line of sight between you and whatever interesting thing that is happening, which isn't really the reason why you went in the first place. But on the plus side you can size up different models of mobile phones if you are in the market for a new one.

The other thing that was a bit different was the way they spit up the standing area. We were in the area closest to the stage with our Rs. 3,000 tickets (about £35). This is a lot of money out here so it's reasonable to assume that most of the people at the front were rich locals or foreigners like us. And at this concert I did see a higher concentration of westerners than I have almost anywhere in Mumbai. And it was generally ironic that everyone in the front bit was wildly cheering the song "Money" which I understand is about the evils of materialism (or something). Anyway, back to the standing arrangements. Behind where we were stood was the enclosure for the people with the Rs. 2,000 tickets and then (I presume) the Rs. 1,000 tickets at the back. I can't make up my mind if this is a good thing or a bad thing but on the whole it made being near the front somewhat easier as there was less surging forward when there was a good song. Having juest re-read this entry I realise that I sound like quite a miserable so-and-so, but I guess that's just a product of getting old :-)

So key learnings for the day?
  • I think Pink Floyd is quite boring (controversial I know - please don't tell my Uncle David that I said this!)
  • Pop / Rock concerts are pretty much the same in the UK and India
  • Roger Waters looks a lot like Richard Gere

So there we go...