Tuesday, 27 March 2007

Pig photos...but no new photos

Well, unfortunately (especially as they have gone down so well...) although I have taken loads of photos over the last couple of weeks I currently have no way of getting them online. So I will have to put them all up later and you'll have to cope with just reading the words (yawn). Just to keep you interested, here is the picture of the pig (taken on the same day as the elephant and the cows eating rubbish. In Goa. By special request of my Uncle David!)



Now the only other picture of animals I have from Goa is a blink-amd-you'd-miss-it-cos-they're-really-quick dolphin photo that my friend Jo took...

In our office here the other day a number of the contradictions of life in Mumbai really came out. This is the sort of place where:

....you spend loads of money on a fancy bathroom with a special shoe cleaning machine and a permanent attendant but put in the cheapest plastic pedal bins possible (think Wilkinsons)

...you lay expensive marble slabs at your new flagship office when you are only half way through building and continue to build on top of, over and next to said slabs, which then become cracked, scratched and generally in need of replacement before the building project is complete

...you have expensive swipe entry security doors and then employ a man to swipe people without badges through with no questions asked

...you have a lift attendant in every lift but only equip them with an old, cheap, dirty white garden chair to sit on

...people wearing one white glove (a bit Michael Jackson-esque) to place coasters on the new $20k table top before putting your drinks down

...it's ok to answer your mobile in a business meeting as long as you cover your mouth with your hand

...you employ 2 smartly dressed men to stand at the printer and bring you your printing

I think this is what is known as culture shock. I would be really interested to see the blog of an Indian person visiting an office in the UK to see what they thought was weird!

Monday, 19 March 2007

Cows eating rubbish



Tim - you asked for it so here it is. Cows eating rubbish. In Goa. Taken on the same day as the elephant. Need I say more except that IT'S MY BIRTDAY TODAY!!

N.B. This has nothing to do with the cows eating rubbish.

Sunday, 18 March 2007

More TV Dinners

Very excited to get a comment on my last post so I am answering with a whole new post - mostly because I can't work out how to put photos into comments.


There's a version of "Who wants to be a Millionaire" which is called "Kaun Banega Crorepati" and is hosted by Shah Rukh Khan who is a very famous actor out here. My perception is that he doesn't really have much in common with Chris Tarrent but I could be wrong... I must admit that I haven't watched it as due to the name I presumed it would be in Hindi and as I have only extended my vocabulary to 5 words, none of which are "is", "that", "your", "final" or "answer" I figured that I might get a bit lost. However, the website seems to be in English so you never know. Anyway, the prize is Rs. 2 crore (a crore is 10 million) which equates to about £235,000 - not quite a millionaire in pounds stirling but certainly very rich!

I am sorry to say that so far I haven't seen an Indian version of Anne Robinson. There is, however, something that seems be be a bit like University Challenge except all the questions are about cricket, there are 3 teams instead of 2, and only 2 people on each team. And Jeremy Paxman isn't on it. So on reflection maybe it isn't that like University Challenge at all. But the contestants do represent Universities.

As a small aside, we were very excited to see the question below come up on Crorepati as there are billboards up all round Mumbai proclaiming Barclays as the first bank to have an ATM (I had always thought it was Band of America but according to Wikipedia I am mistaken). But it was definitely in 1967 in any case....



Friday, 16 March 2007

TV Dinner

I am currently sat on my bed in my hotel room trying to do some work but really with more than half an eye on the TV. Watching TV in India is a surreal experience. There are a lot of news channels, in both English and Hindi - I have just counted and there are 11 channels of news, which seems a bit excessive. These include BBC World, which is always quite comforting to watch as all the presenters are very familiar from BBC News 24. Then there are a lot of film channels - everyone loves movies in India - and as well as Hindi moves there are also 4 channels of Hollywood movies. What with this and the films on the plane I have seen more movies in the last 6 months than I probably have in the last 3 years! The only annoying this is that they repeat them more often than the Christmas Schedule in the UK - I have now seen First Knight 3 times, while ELF and The Grinch seem to be on constantly (even when it's nowhere near Christmas). I have also managed to watch Big, Spiderman, Independence Day, 50 First Dates...and lots of others that have obviously made less of an impact as I can't remember them.

Other than Movies and News there are also 3 or 4 channels that show American and British comedy and drama series. Watching Midsommer Murders is always the most surreal as it is so quintessentially English that it seems a bit wrong to watch it anywhere else. But you can also watch The Simpsons, Scrubs, Seinfeld (yuk), Cheers, Frasier, Wire in the Blood, Spooks, Ghost Whisperer (which is my new favourite programme - Amanda, I think you would like it), Friends, Commander in Chief, American Idol - all sorts of rubbish. When I was in hospital I had a channel where I could actually watch America's Next Top Model but due to the somewhat idiosyncratic nature of things in India I had a better selection of TV channels in hospital than I do in my 5 star hotel... The other thing which is pretty good about TV here is VH1. They play only English music and they come up with some quality videos that I have never even seen before!

But the reason I am really writing about TV is that I am currently looking at England play New Zealand in the Cricket World Cup. Just seems really random that I am more than 4,000 miles from home but I can listen to Michael Atherton commentating on the cricket. And I can watch Reading play in the Premiership - I can't even do that at home! Weird adverts pop up all the time however, and programmes are always sponsored by about 12 different products that all have 3 second voice overs before the programme starts. And in the cricket has pop ups depending on what's happening. A wicket's just fallen? "Santro - First Car that Bowls you over". Good score? "LIC - 50 years unbeaten". It's quite distracting! I guess I'm just missing the BBC after all...

Wednesday, 14 March 2007


Due to popular demand, here is a picture of an elephant. So far this is as close as I have got - I took this in Goa one morning on the way to the beach. I also took a picture of a pig and some cows eating rubbish but I haven''t had a request for these yet. There were some men dressed all in orange who were trying to encourage me to ride on the elephant but I didn't quite fancy it as I thought they might try to steal my money...

Friday, 9 March 2007

Things I am looking forward to about being back in India

I thought it was a bit unfair to only have a list of good things about the UK so to help me look forward to my next trip to India, here are the list of things that are cool about Mumbai:
  1. I can get my ironing done for Rs. 2 per piece (about 2-and-a-half p)
  2. I don't have to do any cleaning
  3. There is always the tantilising possibility that I might see an elephant every time I go out
  4. Goa is only a 40 minute plane ride away
  5. It is much warmer
  6. I don't have to worry about finding a parking space at work
  7. You can get a nice meal out for the price of a large class of wine in London
  8. You get to ride in auto rickshaws
  9. You don't have to scrape ice off the windscreen in the morning
  10. I can order room service any time
  11. Diet Coke is the same as in the UK
  12. Living in an appartment complex in a hotel is a little bit like living in really posh halls of residence
  13. I can watch ER and Friends on the TV
  14. Air Conditioning
  15. I don't always feel like I'm half a day behind the rest of my team
  16. I can always buy more pashminas at very reasonable prices
  17. I'm saving a fortune in heating bills
  18. There are always exciting things to take photos of
  19. We have a driver!
  20. The hospitals are cleaner than in the UK

I haven't quite got to the same number as the last list but 20 is still pretty good. And there's the air miles, of course :-) All in all it's not so bad flying back to India on Tuesday!


Monday, 5 March 2007

Things I like about being back in the UK

Despite the weather and the fact that I am beginning to like life in India there are still lots of reasons why it's nice to be home:
  1. I can drink water from the tap
  2. I don't have to brush my teeth with mineral water
  3. The chances of me ending up in hospital with acute gastroenteritis are significantly reduced
  4. Chocolate tastes like chocolate - Dairy Milk is particularly disappointing in Mumbai
  5. I don't have to worry whether I can put the toilet paper down the loo
  6. Taxis all have meters that I can understand
  7. It doesn't cost me £21 for a 10 minute conversation with my Mum
  8. I can watch America's Next Top Model on the TV
  9. I can have ice in my drinks
  10. It is warmer than 10 degrees C in the office in the UK
  11. I have a proper desk to work at
  12. Chinese food doesn't come with added chillis as standard
  13. Cars have seat belts and wing mirrors
  14. Did I mention that chocolate tastes like chocolate?
  15. I finish work (marginally) earlier thanks to the time difference
  16. I can hang out with people that I don't work with for a change
  17. Accessing my email is a lot easier
  18. I get to go upstairs to bed
  19. I am unlikely to get sunburnt
  20. There are no mosquitos
  21. There aren't any cockroaches either
  22. I don't have to worry about potentially having to wear a bikini at the weekend
  23. Saturday is not a working day
  24. I usually know how to pronouce people's names
  25. I can go home at the end of the day and leave work at work

I'm sure there are some others but that seems like a good start. Next I need to do the list of cool things about getting to stay in Mumbai!