Saturday, 12 May 2007

Water Water Everywhere

One of the strange things about Mumbai is that during the entire time I have been here there hasn't been a single drop of rain. I once thought that I heard some but I quickly realised that it was just the gardener watering the grass. In itself I guess it isn't that strange - the monsoon isn't due to start until June 10th (according to a hotel driver) and it was over well before I first came out here last October. The thing that is really strange is that there seems to be no sign of a shortage of water.

Everywhere you look there is water. In all the top hotels there are stupidly large ornamental water features and fountains. The gardeners water the flowers and the plants and the grass, both in the hotel grounds and in the reservations in the centre of the road. The people who live by the side of the road always have washing lines of clean clothes stretched between whatever is standing on either side of their abode, or draped over bushes by the road side. In fact, washing clothes is a bit of an obsession here - I read somewhere that the people of Mumbai are very proud of their washing system. And when you look around, it is clear that even the poorest people have really clean clothes - most of the beggers at the traffic lights included. Men you see walking on the streets always seem to have achingly crisp white shirts, which I thought wasn't the best colour to have in a place like Mumbai that is hot, dusty and sweaty...

A couple of days ago we past a small row of shacks by the side of the road when it was obviously wash day. Out of each of the shacks there was a hosepipe, spewing water out into the street or into brightly coloured plastic containers. This was then either used to pour over small children, scrubing themself clean, or over the washing that they are somehow pounding clean on the dusty, dirty pavement. It's amazing really how they do it.

But this still doesn't answer the question about the water. People are pouring it all over the place (I even saw someone watering the pavement the other day - no word of a lie). But where does it all come from? I was thinking that they must pipe it down from some glacier in the Himalayas. Until I looked round a bit more and realised how green Mumbai is.

Don't get me wrong - there is very little open space in Mumbai. A report in the Times of India last year said that Mumbai had the least public open space of any of the world's top cities. There aren't great parks like in New York or London because of the sheer weight of people crowding into the narrow strip of land which makes up the city. But against all the odds, trees and plants are shoe-horned in, much like the people themselves. Down the side of every road there are trees cemented into the pavement and bushes planted in the central reservations. I have even seen walls that have blantantly been built around trees - and I don't mean the walls have changed course to allow for the trees, the trees have literally become part of the wall and are bricked right in. In Mumbai, everything is crammed in together - people, cows, cars, dogs, dirt, rickshaws, beggers, trees, shacks, corner shops, 5 star hotels, high rise flats, two wheelers, taxis, shopping malls, newspaper sellers, handcarts, rubbish, cricket matches - pretty much anything you can imagine. And the trees are painted with red and white rings at the bottom.

Anyway, back to the water (finally). All the trees and plants are green and strong. Not brown and wilted as I would expect. Which leads me back to the question, "where does all the water come from?". Answers on a postcard please...



Tuesday, 8 May 2007

MTV shocker...

MTV in India plays Hindi music, mostly songs from the big new blockbuster Bollywood movies.

Imagine my surprise whilst channel hopping to come across Michael Buble. Singing about Spiderman. Followed by another Hindi film song.

Weird.

Friday, 4 May 2007

Yes, I saw the plane abandoned on the street...

...but I didn't take a photo and apparently it has now mysteriously disappeared. If you have no idea what I'm talking about have a look here - traffic wasn't really going much more slowly than usual though.

Seeing as I don't have a photo of my own to show I have 'borrowed' one from somewhere else so you can have a look...


Wednesday, 2 May 2007

Taxi Guide (i)

After writing in my last post about the various classes of train travel in India I thought it might be useful for anyone thinking of travelling to Mumbai if I also outlined the main classes of taxi driver that one might come across in the city.

No. 1 - The born salesman
This guy always wants to take you to a shop - usually his brother's shop, or sometimes his friend's. They are always "very cheap" and usually nowhere near the place you want to go. And normally sells carpets. Just say no. A lot.

Typical conversation:

Me: Can you take me to the Atria Mall?
The Born Salesman: You want to go shopping? I know a very good shop. Very cheap. We go there?
Me: No, my office is opposite Atria Mall
T.B.S.: But this is very cheap shop. My brother's shop. You look - just look, no buy.
Me: No. I need to go to my office. For work. Not shopping.
T.B.D.: But you like shopping? Tomorrow I take you? Very good shop, very cheap. You like.
Me: Hmmmmm, maybe. But now we got to office, ha?

On their days off I believe theis type of driver can be found selling drums and big balloons (yes really) down Colaba Causeway -

"You want a drum?"
"No"
"Very cheap!"
"I DON'T WANT A DRUM"
"Listen" *taps drum* "Very good, very nice"
"I DON'T WANT A DRUM"
"Camel skin, very cheap -you want?"
"I DON'T WANT A DRUM"
"OK, you tell me your price. Very cheap. As you like"
"I DON'T WANT A DRUM"
etc....

Saturday, 28 April 2007

My travels on a train...

OK, so I didn't really manage to catch up that well. Hey ho...

Anyway, I thought I would write about my (fairly) recent travels on trains in India. I went to Delhi, Agra and Jaipur over the Easter weekend and made my first 2 journeys on the railway in India.

Firstly factfans, here are some interesting ...er... facts about the Indian rail network:

With 63,000 km of rail routes and 6,800 stations, the railway network in India is the third biggest in the world after Russia and China, and the biggest in the world in terms of passenger kilometres. Indian Railways are also the world's biggest employer, with over 1.5 million staff. It's perversely comforting that even with 1.5 million members of staff you can't find one to tell you if you're on the right platform - it's not just a British Rail problem!

Anyhoo, we caught the Shatabdi Express which is the superfast train from New Delhi to Agra. I have to say this was one of the best train experiences I have ever had - not at all like the suburban trains I see chugging through Mumbai with hundreds of people hanging out of the doors. Finding and getting on the train was trouble free (except there was a man, lying in a pool of blood outside the station, who everyone seemed to be ignoring) and the train left on time. We were travelling AC Chair Class, which is one of the 8 classes of ticket you seem to be able to get on the railway here. The carriage was pretty new, and full of other tourists on the day trip to see the Taj Mahal. It was wider than a train back home, as there were 3 seats on either side of the aisle - in fact it was a bit more like an aircraft with all the seats being recliners. It cost us about Rs. 390 each for the 2 hour journey (about £4.50), for which we also got a hot vegetarian breakfast (needless to say I didn't partake in that), a large bottle of mineral water and a carton of fruit juice - result! In fact, the only thing that wasn't first world about the train trip was apparently the toilets, which luckily I didn't need to use!

Our train from Agra to Jaipur was actually a much more interesting experience. For a start it was late, which wasn’t ideal as the trip take around 5 hours anyway, but it did mean that we got a chance to experience waiting on a platform. All human life is there – people cooking food on barrows and selling it to people through the train windows, proper shops selling books and toys, groups of western backpackers listening to their i-pods and looking bored, gangs of small children with no shoes begging for money and food, big barrows of fruit, porters carrying luggage on their heads, and flies. Lots of flies. And a very unpleasant smell where they empty the train toilets when the train is at the platform (nice).

When the train finally arrived we were in a 3AC carriage, which basically has 3 drop down bunks (as shown in the picture here which is from http://www.seat61.com/india.htm - incidently this is a brilliant website for all things train related).














This felt a little bit more like 'proper' train travel in India, although it was air conditioned. I got to travel on the top bunk, and they come and deliver a pillow and a sheet so you can relax and have a sleep. It was actually quite fun, even though the train got more and more delayed the longer we were on it. We were sat at the end of the carriage opposite the 4 ticket inspectors who were also on the train - after telling us we were sat in the wrong place (we knew, but there was some cargo on my bunk when we got on so I couldn't sit on it) they were actually pretty friendly. Now I reallu want to try a sleeper service in the UK for comparison!!!

So I am in India for about another 3 weeks now and I still haven't tried the following forms of transport:


  • Elephant
  • Sedan chair
  • Camel
  • Horse and trap
  • BEST bus
  • Suburban train

Somehow I don't think I'll get round to them now. However, I haven't done too badly as I have managed:

  • Auto rickshaw
  • Non-AC taxi
  • AC taxi
  • Private car
  • Cycle rickshaw
  • Motorbike
  • Intercity train
  • Aeroplane
  • Boat

So I have actually been on plane, trains and automobiles - fantastic!!

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

Catch Up Part 3 - Why Not?

Right, I am stupidly behind now but as I am back in the UK for a week or so (I think) I have an opportunity to catch up a bit...

On March 30th we went to a rather random gig by a band called 'Why Not?' at a place called Seijo in Bandra. Rather random because:

a) the band was Polish (in fact they are one of the most popular bands in Poland, apparently)
b) the lead singer was Scottish
c) they have a video on VH1 in India
d) the lead singer has an uncanny resemblance to a guy called Stuart Roberts from work (see the photo below)
e) they were joined on stage by one of the runners up from the Polish version of Pop Idol

Anyway, the venue is quite small (I believe the correct terminology is 'intimate') and the concert was pretty good. The music is kind of soft rock and I really enjoyed it. There was a lot of waffle about why they had come to India (apparently their next video is going to be shot there) and a lot of cameras and reporters taking pictures - if you want to see a review then click here. I would quite like to get their album but I can't find it anywhere online - if you ever see one please let me know.

And yes, I enjoyed this gig significantly more than Roger Waters!

Why Not? indeed...


Tuesday, 3 April 2007

Catch up Part 2 - It's birthday time (well, it was...)

OK, so to catch up a bit further, it was my birthday on March 19th and I was lucky enough to get lots of cake, as well as lovely presents from my Mum and Dad, and my friend Amanda (Mum - the Radley bag is great and I'm getting lots of use out of it at the moment!).

So anyway, cake. There is a little cafe / deli here at the hotel, I go there most days for lunch. And sometimes breakfast. And occasionally dinner. I am slowly turning into a toasted cheese sandwich... Anyway, that's by the by. They also make big impressive looking cakes. And I managed to get 3 of them :-) Also the office sent me flowers and I also got some brownies. My birthday didn't do a lot for my diet.


The only issue with the cake was that the one that the office sent me was obviously ordered on the phone and the name 'Diane' isn't that common here. So it was carefully iced "Happy Birthday Dean". Ah well, it's the thought that counts...

I also went out for dinner with the project team that are based out here. We went to a really nice place called The Vie Lounge (click here if you're interested) which is on the beach front. The music was really good and we had a cool time, so I would recommend it if you happen to be in the Juhu Beach area of Mumbai any time soon.

No monkeys this time, Anonymous - I will put them up soon though (wow, what an incentive to keep reading...)