Things I am looking forward to about being back in India

I thought it was a bit unfair to only have a list of good things about the UK so to help me look forward to my next trip to India, here are the list of things that are cool about Mumbai:

1. I can get my ironing done for Rs. 2 per piece (about 2-and-a-half p)
2. I don't have to do any cleaning
3. There is always the tantilising possibility that I might see an elephant every time I go out
4. Goa is only a 40 minute plane ride away
5. It is much warmer
6. I don't have to worry about finding a parking space at work
7. You can get a nice meal out for the price of a large class of wine in London
8. You get to ride in auto rickshaws
9. You don't have to scrape ice off the windscreen in the morning
10. I can order room service any time
11. Diet Coke is the same as in the UK
12. Living in an appartment complex in a hotel is a little bit like living in really posh halls of residence
13. I can watch ER and Friends on the TV
14. Air Conditioning
15. I don't always feel like I'm half a day behind the rest of my team
16. I can always buy more pashminas at very reasonable prices
17. I'm saving a fortune in heating bills
18. There are always exciting things to take photos of
19. We have a driver!
20. The hospitals are cleaner than in the UK

I haven't quite got to the same number as the last list but 20 is still pretty good. And there's the air miles, of course :-) All in all it's not so bad flying back to India on Tuesday!